Turning on Mark for his acting abilities while ignoring Alan's star turn in Nativity #CelebrityTraitors

This is like the resurrection of Jesus Christ but better

when someone says they love housewives but don’t watch RHOA or RHOP

Elphaba seeing Dorothy keeping Toto on a leash:

what it feels like living with your parents in your 20s

christmas shopping and suddenly accidentally buying myself shit in the process

happy £85 Grinch to all those who celebrate

Phaedra is actually so dangerous to have sat around a table FULL of experienced mothers, some mothers to multiples, and with a straight face say the doctor is about to pull her baby out at 5-6 months and it’s perfectly fine cause everything’s fully formed lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

Did my mother’s plane touch down or has my dad been possessed by the spirit of Vivacious?

and she’s here 😭😭😭

🚨 Harry Styles announces new single ‘Aperture’ out this Friday. As the lead single from ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Ocassionally.’

Guess I gotta accept the pain

even jesus was gagged

before boq, no one had thought to rhyme "nessa" with "confess a"

me when I watched 6 teenagers performing don’t stop believin’ for the first time

It’s the disappearance of these little, seemingly insignificant, bits of art that show how far we’ve strayed.

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote