Happy “impossible to dress for the weather in halifax” season to all who celebrate

Just learned a fistful of marshmallow bananas is not considered a serving of fruit. Shocked and appalled

Abolish prisons and send lawbreakers to Pearson’s terminal 3 instead

You know what Winnipeg needs? A single building that isn’t tan or brown or grey. Jonesing for a Jellybean house rn

Had a blast representing the Alex Speed group at CSC in Winnipeg and sharing some exciting work in catalytic kinetic resolution chemistry. There’s so much great work going on in the Canadian Organic Chemistry community!

Bring back tablespoon catalyst measurements

For some reason we flew directly over MUN today on approach to YYT (hi MUN chem department!)

Can’t believe they released Stardew Valley for the game boy colour

Idk what’s going on up there but it needs to stop immediately

You either die young or live long enough to develop a favourite disposable glass pipette supplier

Always overly polite to flight attendants because I want to be The Best Passenger™️ , something that is both possible to achieve and normal to want

Fluorine-containing molecules are all fun and games until it’s time to write the SI

You’re telling me a pumpkin spiced this latte?

These must be the shrimp that have been frying all that rice

With the provincial election well underway I think it’s time to revisit this issue. Enfranchise the ponies 😞

These are single-handedly satiating my childhood desire to eat gravel

There’s a bridge in Roku City, implying the existence of Roku Dartmouth

From now on every time I cross the halifax bridges I’m going to throw a loonie out the window for old time’s sake

If I had a nickel for every time one of those dumb online publisher pdf readers actually worked properly I’d have 0 nickels

Papal conclave should just elect Sister Michael and be done with it