Me, thinking the 11/16 game was vs Georgia: That’s a disappointingly bad schedule Me, realizing the 11/16 game is vs Grambling: You know what? It’s so bad it’s almost impressive

This is a pretty sweet non-con. Maybe the most interesting of any released thus far.

SET PIECE FC BACK BABY

The names outlining the banners is 🤌🤌

Just some top-notch baseball being played right now in the Bronx. 🫣

The only good things from that Red Sox-Yanks game are that 1) Boston won and 2) the pitch clock exists because a decade ago that game would have ended somewhere around 12:30am

Boston Red Sox baseball.

“Give to your kids what you didn’t have” I didn’t have Power Wheels (cc Bob Joyce) so we had to right a wrong with a birthday gift

Arsenal goes to Anfield without Saka, Havertz, White. Odegaard 70%. Lose Saliba in the 5th minute. Holds the best attack in the league to nothing except a world-class free kick at their place Media: “Wahhh why don’t they just go for it and let Liverpool kill them on the counter*

I don’t own a Jaguars Jordan Todman jersey for nothing.

Acquiring an Oreo Reese’s cookie is a reminder that Double Stuf Oreos should be renamed “Acceptably Stuffed Oreos”, and anything less is an improper cookie-to-filling ratio. Long way of saying: 6.5/10. Higher if there was more filling.

Steelers high-priced defense as prepared as ever I see

“The Steelers looked very bad but somehow won anyways” is a tale as old as time that will have a predictable January outcome. Still, more fun when it’s 34-32 than when it’s 16-14.

Yeah yeah some injuries, but *taps sign*

It’s 90° on September 24 and there’s a giant inflatable Grinch for sale at your local wholesaler, in case you’re wondering if we’ve lost the plot.

MIGHT AS WELL BE THE RED SOX

SET 💃 PIECE💃 F 💃 C

Doctor to wife with broken ankle: “Be sure to keep it elevated” Nika: “Yeah you should do that… just do it somewhere else. This pillow is mine”

Happy-go-lucky Steelers fan: “4-1, commanding division lead, this is great!” Me, a miserable grump: “Thursday has Tomlin Special written all over it”