“I’m very, very fortunate to be here. Very lucky to be here. I’m grateful to be here. And now I’m like I’ve got a life to live and I want to share it with someone. I don’t wanna do this on my own anymore. I want someone to take care of me.” #FirstDatesHotel

Think this athlete is looking for a new Tinder profile photo 😛 #Dubai2019

I just tried to ‘scroll up’ on the page of a real book. The robots have won.

.ella eyre kicking off our #4Upfronts after party at the Albert Hall!

Channel 4 has announced an eight-hour Alternative Election Night show on 12th December, starring Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Katherine Ryan & R Y L A N! Joining them across the evening will be Clare Balding 💙, Matt Forde & Rob Rinder. Read more: channel4.com/press/news/cha…

I wonder if people stuff their litter down the side of their sofas at home?! "Excuse me, you forgot something" 😘 Dont be a litter bug... #litterbugs #tfl Victoria Line

Nice to see Elton still has my pot

I think BBC Radio 1Xtra should actually offer me a presenting job I’d have the ratings through the roof in under a month, what Dyou think people ?

After more than a 20 year absence from the Carnaby Street Soho district of the West End of London, we are proud to announce “We Are Back”. Our new Flagship Store, 44 Berwick Street, Soho, London W1F 8SE. Tel: 0207 287 8536, email: [email protected]

Unless you are on deaths door there is really no reason to pull passenger alarms! Pull yourself together and wait until the next station.

TV Sales Team of the Year is Channel 4 #CampaignMedia

We're delighted to have been named Campaign Medium of The Year and Advertiser of the Year in the #CampaignAnnual x.com/Campaignmag/st…

Katy B and Four Tet - how intriguing! #anniemac

Trained monkeys could run the central line better than TFL #fools #stopmuggingusoff

Mum's opinion on todays politics "oh its like Perrier water, everyones flavour of the month" #motherknowsbest

Why are there so few Epping trains today and yesterday?! Central Line

If one more person stops in front of me to catch a Pokémon, I'm going to fly kick them!

A dad just said to his 3 year old son "its okay just wipe your hands on the seat" his kit kat covered hands! Are you having a laugh?!