At level 8, about to face a formidable foe, your DM tells you a generous alchemist wants to give you a single Potion from her stock. Any Potion from Common to Very Rare (no Legendary). Which do you choose for what class and why? #DnD

This is today's #DnD battle map created by Tad Cotton #teambeauford. I definitely recognize the tree house from childhood. Anyone else? 😊

Dollar store figures + paint = ice trolls! #DnD

My 17yo wants to take a luxury bath in the jacuzzi. "Mom, can I use this candle?" I don't even remember where I got the candle, but it's fancy with metal beads on the long wick. "Sure. Why not? It's supposed to be for a special occasion. But why not make THIS a special occasion?"

From my 29-year-old "kid" last night: "My friends are making me watch another scary movie tonight, if you see the light on under my door and knock, I'm gonna shriek like a Nazgul."

If you’re into popcorn (and, frankly, who’s not?!) look no further! Also, you can help my kid out! Please and thank you! 🍿 #orchestra #fundraiser #highschool #musician s.dgpopup.com/31mk4rn9

My boss: “Got any plans this weekend?” Me: *explains current Icarus mission* Boss: Me: Boss: Me: “YOU ASKED!” Icarus

I think I’ve figured out the egg shortage. It started with the Smith family in 1933…!

Vox Machina. Fuck! Shit! Up!

Nothing like a good, old-fashioned game of "Find the Bay Leaf" right before dinner!

I seriously just won the Cool Ranch Doritos lottery.

I had so many plans to get stuff done and then I ran out of weekend.

Date myself with a video game that was release the year I turned 18? I think not.

You know, I could have survived the series finale of Ted Lasso if they hadn’t played “Father and Son” at the end.

A very happy birthday to the Goblin King himself, @Goblins_Mordor! 🥰

Is there such a thing as a pizza with a steak topping? Asking for a friend. It's me. I'm asking for me.

I paused it here, Wicked Makers, to check on dinner and now I don't want to unpause it. :D

Watching old episodes of Buffy (bored during the writer’s strike) and, though I absolutely adore every single character, I’m particularly fond of Seth Green’s Oz. Dunno why. Just am.

Raven: "Gus! Come pick me up on your broom!" DM: "How much weight can your broom hold, Gus?" Gus: "400 pounds." DM: "And how much do YOU weigh, Gus?" Gus: "Dunno...?" *Googles* 'What is the average weight of a Tortle?' Gus: ... DM: ... Gus: "I hand Raven my broom."

“What do you want to call this road, sir? If you can’t think of anything, I have a few ideas…” “Jot ‘em down.” “Yessir!”