Close prediction, but not quite.

I think my most used twitter feature is the "Discard" button after hitting the close X when replying to a tweet, however, when reading twitter, I've come to the conclusion that most users don't even realize that feature exists.

Baa, baa, Kubernetes, Have you any pods? Yes sir, yes, sir, They're all in prod; One for the master And one for the node And for the little service That can balance the load.

Today marks the end of a 26+ year AOL/Yahoo career. The layoffs I've been able to avoid over the years have finally caught up to me. Its been an incredible adventure & blessing to work with so many great & wonderful people on some amazing products.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@kplawver When I'm really exhausted, I prefer to blink once, slow enough that it takes 6 - 8 hours.

@kplawver Maybe I missed the memo, but what constitutional requirement has he failed to meet?

@kplawver Let's not leave out the integer developers, rational/irrational developers, and most of all, the complex developers.

Local blind man, teen with autism team up for marathon dream bit.ly/2n2zAOm

Lmao.

"Sorry officer, my car has old version of TensorFlow, I'll update it tonight"

I'm pretty sure our local news team just mentioned a "meaty urologist" before they switched to the weather. Smh.

Another awesome collab between HuffPost and AOL Alpha. Also excited to be a launch partner on Amazon’s Echo Show! huffingtonpost.com/entry/you-can-…

.@KFC follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

Waiting for Microsoft to buy Twitter and raise the character limit to 640.

To those blaming the BSO deputies for not entering I ask you to read en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v.…. Btw, not defending their actions, just putting it into perspective. #ParklandShooting #ResignSheriffIsrael