Taliban simplified for diasporoids & normies.

السَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللَّهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ After five microseconds of being away, I return. All praise belongs to Allah alone, Lord of the worlds, and may peace and abundant blessings be upon our master Muhammad ﷺ, his family, and his companions.

Edgelord manhaj at it again.

This past week has been heavy. A schoolmate passed away, a friend’s father returned to Allah after a sudden heart attack, and a neighbor was diagnosed with cancer. I request you all to remember them in your dua. May Allah grant the deceased mercy and grant the sick full recovery.

The IQ bell curve of MT

Ramzan Mubarak with a hard Z to all the oomfs and non-oomfs.

آمين يا رب العالمين

Today while reciting the Qur’an, I mispronounced a word and then suddenly remembered the correct way from something my grandfather taught me almost twelve years ago. It felt beautiful to realize that as long as I keep reciting, he continues to receive reward.

“With or without counting mob lynching violence due to 295C?” BANG.... BANG..! WE ARE MD UMAIR KHAAAAAAAN WE CARRY THE FLAME 🪦

Oomf and I just realised that we can talk without insulting eachother.

nationalism is indeed a curse

No Palestinian should have a wrong opinion regarding our beloved country Pakistan. But we’ll join the BOP and sit side by side with your murderers.

She’s doing this without the $7000 cheque.

i might argue with you back and forth but that doesn’t mean i actually believe in what i am arguing infavour of

When you oomf so hard that they legit mix your meme with your oomf’s meme and produce a child meme.

any techbros here please tell me how to avoid having indians anywhere around your account

low effort meme

Jinnah demanded the expulsion of existing Jews to Australia & Canada and said that partition of Palestine would be the ‘gravest disaster’ and Pakistan would give its ‘fullest support to the Arabs’ and pledged to ‘help cause of the Arabs in Palestine in every possible way’.