Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful.

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.

I only believe in one fewer god than you.When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods,you will understand why I dismiss yours

You're basically killing each other to see who's got a better imaginary friend! - Richard Jeni.

You keep believing, I'll keep evolving.

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs!

Successful religions make it a sin to question the fundamental beliefs on which they are based.