This is even more painful than it looks. #TheSimpsons

Mom, is Dad going to kill us? We're just gonna have to wait and see. #Simpsons

You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campers. I got a dirty word shaved into the back of my head. What is it with you kids and that word? I'm going to shave you bald, young man until you learn that hair is not a right-- it's a privilege. #Simpsons

Homer, where did you get that? Get what? That giant donut. Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that. #Simpsons

Oh, come on, honey. You know how it turns out. After all, you wouldn't be here today, if I hadn't become the responsible head of a household. Hey Homer, can we have a can of frosting for lunch? Okay. #Simpsons

Flames? Searing pain? A black cat? I must be in heaven… #TheSimpsons

You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies... and put 'em in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies! That's the house? #TheSimpsons

Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you. Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years? #TheSimpsons

Bart, I've barely been here a-a good solid week... and you've been sent to my office 11 times. Now that I have peanut butter cups, you seem to be getting in trouble every hour. Must have been a coincidence. #TheSimpsons

Super fun happy slide! No, Dad. Oh! I guess killing will be fun enough. #Simpsons

Now, Marge, just remember-- If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times Have you saved my butt? #Simpsons

Take this object. But beware it carries a terrible curse Ooh, that's bad But it comes with a free frogurt That's good The frogurt is also cursed That's bad But you get your choice of topping That's good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate. That's bad Can I go now?

We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? #Simpsons

We do believe in you. We really do. It's just hard not to listen to TV. It's spent so much more time raising us than you have. #Simpsons

Help! Please help me! Willie, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor. I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance... so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day. #TheSimpsons

Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better. #Simpsons

Good afternoon and welcome to the Do What You Feel Festival. By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing. #Simpsons

Egad, a monster! It's a horrible fiend! It's some sort of land cow! #TheSimpsons

Oh, I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish. #Simpsons

That doll is evil, I tells ya. Evil! E-E-Evil! Grampa, you said that about all the presents. I just want attention. #Simpsons