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Marshall's Dad: We love you no matter what. So why don't you get back in that bathroom, pretend you're in high school and "blow dry #HIMYM

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Barney: So this chick and I are going at it behind the Central Park Zoo, the bonobo chimps are giving us a standing O and just when #HIMYM

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Barney: Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there! #HIMYM

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Lily: I'm pregnant. / Barney: I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry force of habit, congratulations! #HIMYM

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Barney: Mark my words, Marshall, someday you will find Iris so excruciatingly attractive you won't be able to look her directly in t #HIMYM