hired cleaners to come in today and started pre-cleaning just so they know i’m not dirty. my friends think i’m insane but i feel like it’s just basic girl math ??

me and an aaron hernandez shirsey in 2012

uhh what size shoe does bro think i wear

me: “hey can you play lips of an angel” “what’s that?”

god forbid a woman has hobbies 🙄

I’m a beer guy, sure, but these turn me into a dirty little slut

Y’all too freaked out for me i just want my alfredo please

Picked up my phone because I heard a ring

me if i had a bf

good thing millions of people didn’t see it. that would’ve been crazy

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

nobody is safe once i get my hands on these sons of bitches

listed a 50 inch smart tv on marketplace for $75 and the first message said “$20 cash, take it or leave it” and you know what? i respect the hustle. leave it, but i respect it