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GOOD MORNING From sunny Barcelona, where I've just discovered an owl in my cappuccino..! 😆 I'm a keen birdwatcher, so it was a pleasant surprise at breakfast Up until now, I'd seen a lot of parakeets, but no owls 🦜🦜😉🦜🦜 Maybe I should call it a cappuccin-owl..? 😏🦉☕️

WELCOME HOME, DAD! 💕😎 So, where have you been – the park? Why didn't you take me with you? Why are you so brown? Can I have double treats next week, as you didn't give me any this week? Can you rub my ears for a bit? Can you massage my back? And can I have triple head-licks?

ONE MAN AND HIS DOG A great photo of me and Fizzi down by the riverside last night... taken with Mrs Mathews' iPhone 👱‍♀️📸 And as you can see... Fizzi is taller than me now..! 😁⬆️🐕

WEEKEND PUPDATE 🐩 Had a busy day at a family barbecue in the middle of the Polish countryside Managed to eat a couple of sausages Explored a huge garden Chased lots of stones Dad played on the small humans' trampoline Now in a super long car with no wheels on the way home

INTRODUCING... Teo the two-year-old Bichon Frise 🐩 I haven't told Fizzi yet, but his half-brother will join our family on 19 August (by coincidence, my birthday 😁) We agreed to adopt Teo – via the breeder – after his owners were no longer able to care for him Super excited!

WHERE AM I..? 🤔 I'll give you a clue... It's a city where everyone speaks English (but with a very specific accent 😉)

DOUBLE DOGGY TROUBLE Yes, we're now a two-Bichon household! 🐩🥳🐩 Two-year-old Teo (right) has already joined our Balcony Patrol as a junior constable 🐩🫡 Over the next few weeks, Sergeant Fizzi will be teaching our new recruit which dogs to bark at..! 😆 More updates soon!

THE GUARDIAN OF THE GATE Here we have Fizzi (at the bottom of the photo) guarding the entrance to the living room from the hallway... While our new arrival, Teo, tries to think of the secret password that will allow him to pass..! 😆🐩🚧🐩 So far, they're getting along well 🙂

AUTHOR UPDATE I've just assembled a new toilet brush and roll holder set – proof that I'm both creative AND practical 🙃 And I know what you're thinking... It should be in the bathroom 😄🚽 I know, I know... I'm just admiring my amazing DIY skills..! 😂🔧

WHO KNOWS WHOSE NOSE THIS IS? 🥸 I solved this nosey puzzle rather quickly 💪😎🏆 But then again, I am a big fan of the nose's owner..! 😁⭐️👃⭐️ And you know the rules... no cheating by reading other people's guesses 😉

PUPDATE After one month, Fizzi and Teo – our new arrival – are best buddies 🐩 💕 🐩 (Unless there's food on the floor & then minor skirmishes break out over the smallest of crumbs..! 😄) And Teo's zoomies are quite spectacular... with one coffee cup already sent flying! 😂☕️

Great book post today Paul Mathews – Comedy Author 🚀🌌 I didn't realise the physical copy had been released so this was an exciting find 💫💫💫💫

SATURDAY NIGHT BAR CHAT "So, what are you 'aving, human..?!" "Erm, what are you having?" "A bowl of water." "Okay. I'll have the same. But make mine a double!" 😂 (And yes, I was confronted by a dog when I went to this bar..! 😆) #DogsOfTwitter #BarLife

GOOD MORNING From me and my Siamese-twin Bichons..! 😆🐩🐩 I've no idea what was going on here... And I probably don't want to! 😂

EMPLOYMENT NEWS My cat Lulu saw the 'Solidarity' mouse mat and decided to call a workers' strike..! 😺🚫💻👊️😄 Although she soon got bored and left the picket line... to go and watch birds from the window 🐦‍⬛👀 But for now, I'm still on strike..! 😄☕️

TEO ➡️ "Is this my best side, Dad..?!" FIZZI ➡️ "Why the hell am I in the background?!" #DogsOfTwitter #BichonFrise

TRAVEL QUIZ Guess which country I'm in now 😉

A VISIT FROM INTELLIGENT LIFE Lulu saw I was reading 'War Of The Worlds'... and did a great impression of a Martian invader 😄 Fortunately, Lulu the Martian didn't use her Heat Ray on me...! 😎🔥😹🔥 But no need to invade, Lulu... the humans here are already your slaves..! 😂