They won’t listen to us

Glad we spent $130 million on this pitcher instead of a hitter. Baseball malpractice from Breslow. Can’t blame ownership for this one.

All jokes aside: panicking over baseball games being played in March is remarkably silly

Shit from ass

Gonna need one Craig Breslow acquisition to get off to a non-horrible start. Please and thank you.

Nope!

Wow

They started 1-4 last year. It’s only March. They also look bad. Both are true

Cora needs to get Abreu higher in the order than 5th. He’s their second best hitter and I don’t think there’s anybody close to him.

Is this a bad time to mention James Tibbs is 8 for 13, 3 2B, 3B, 2 HR

Schwarber - DH Anthony - LF Devers - 3B Casas - 1B Duran- CF Wilyer -RF Marcelo - SS Ceddanne - 2B Narvaez - C Wilyer’s probably the biggest question mark, maybe you don’t trade Vazquez at the ‘22 deadline if you re-sign Waltham Kyle.

They got fooled by a post TJ four month sample size. I’m laughing so hard I hurt my ribs

The shape being there is great. But there were even reports that the Red Sox were surprised his velo is down! And that shape ain’t all that great at 93mph

Complaining about wins and losses in March? Dumb. Complaining about the GM’s indescribable process and plans? Very fair game!

Brother is he going to underwhelm you

I missed crashing out over the Sox. By far the most fun Boston sports crash out in the business

This doesn’t make me feel better

Spider-Man black suit. Fantastic example of this

If all Red Sox fans just crashed out once a month instead of having mini crash outs after every single game, I think we’d have the happiest fanbase ever

Wut?