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Steven Brake

@quip_witted

Reader, writer, punster. Retweets are not endorphins.

Tee/hee.

PhD in Shakespeare's English History plays, so a Doctor. But not a useful one.

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A bad pun in keeping with the theme: Getting a nipple removed in southern France? I suppose you've got nubbin Toulouse! #FranceInMoviesOrSongs

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Ulysses: Take but degree away, untune that string, And, hark, what discord follows! (Troilus and Cressida) #ShakespeareSunday

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Henry VI: Come hither, you that would be combatants: Henceforth I charge you, as you love our favour, Quite to forget this quarrel and the cause. (Henry VI: Part One) #ShakespeareSunday

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Father: O, pity, God, this miserable age! What stratagems, how fell, how butcherly, Erroneous, mutinous and unnatural, This deadly quarrel daily doth beget! O boy, thy father gave thee life too soon, And hath bereft thee of thy life too late! (HVI: Part III) #ShakespeareSunday

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Second Murderer: And that same vengeance doth he hurl on thee, For false forswearing and for murder too: Thou didst receive the holy sacrament, To fight in quarrel of the house of Lancaster. (Richard III) #ShakespeareSunday

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John Of Gaunt:...But since correction lieth in those hands Which made the fault that we cannot correct, Put we our quarrel to the will of heaven. (Richard II) #ShakespeareSunday

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Hotspur: O, would the quarrel lay upon our heads, And that no man might draw short breath today But I and Harry Monmouth! (Henry IV: Part Two) #ShakespeareSunday

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Henry V: Give me any gage of thine, and I will wear it in my bonnet: then, if ever thou darest acknowledge it, I will make it my quarrel. #ShakespeareSunday

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I've got deja vu and ennui, so I keep feeling that I've already been bored by my pretentiousness. #RateMyPun #LunchPun #mondaymirth