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Don't be like Jake.

Trade your way

unfortunately, your nervous system can’t tell the difference between getting attacked by a bear and trading manually during a hyped token launch. 🐻 funds stuck. wrong chain. gas spiked. panic mode = on.

you need a potato that speaks human and executes onchain. happy fry-day 🍟

i'm talking to you ser. if your bot dips out when you need it most, you might want to re-consider your tool. no messaging caps or paywall around here. 👍

Tried to warn you bro

Tried to warn you bro Scan first with Quick Intel

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Happy Fry-day! 🍟 May your trades be golden, your gas fees low, and your bags still pumping by Monday. PS - You get free gas with me when you trade on select chains!

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