Unajidai baller na ata Mia hujawahi wekea Njeri Migwi for her Usikimye work🙂‍↔️

Academically, I shall not be put to shame.

God please, I want to be disgustingly educated, smart, intelligent, everything... take sleep and laziness away from my eyes 😭

*puts on tinfoil hat* Harambee stars is sending us a coded message Bao zote ni moja. One...Wan--tam Confirmed!

Baby, lately Nairobi’s very cold Hey baby, I need your touch, I need your hold Panda basi uje Nairobi 😪

Weather for three; Me, Netflix & My bed

Still thinking of the pilau Jolie Madame 🌺 made for me.. tafuteni watu wanawapenda aki😹

Only truly evil people are feeling this cold today

Me, when I’m covering my tracks as a time traveler:

A will? I don't even have a way

when i download the game to rescue the mother and daughter from the cold but it looks nothing like that

Joffrey is a sick boy I’m so glad he dies

They’re probably gonna have it at masshouse too for the full effect

Eh nah it’s way too cold

Huko ni wapi mnaishi stima zinashinda zikipotea?

People sat in a studio, heard that guy record his verse on that Style Gani song and everyone was like “yes, this is it”

Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!!!