class vs trash…

I hate smoking weed with paranoid bitches what do you mean the Volturi are coming

Rome just may be the twink capital of the world

One day I’m gonna tweet all my drafts just to cause the most chaos

The mutual glance of understanding you have with another gay with a mullet transcends the language barrier

El corazón como el tuyo está en extinción 🎀🎶

If I ever say irl “it just came to me in a vision” it means I saw it on twitter.

I feel like i really cracked the code with at home workout routines bc the only thing I hate more than exercise is work.

today’s date is WHAT????

So this super hot gay French guy liked my LinkedIn post. It has been real y’all but if he connects with me I’m moving to paris. ✌🏻

I would come out to her

How it feels saying “Andersonville” when someone asks which neighborhood I live in

Got new glasses 🤓

Tummy ache making me a BRAT when I’m bumpin’ that