Love this!

Someone asked me the other day if I own anything other than thongs. Yes.. yes I do.

Shes absolutely correct!

Workout in progress 💪

It’s a mental illness

Lol.. best comment.. 'On the bright side, no one will notice the mole'.

🤣🤣🤣

You're welcome 🇺🇸

Went to the grocery store after the gym tonight. I saw a 'male' come in with a tail strapped to his ass. I asked the grocery attendant, have you seen Bigfoot lately? This seems to be the spot for unidentified objects.

Nature is Amazing ☘️ This horse waited his whole life for this moment

Damn straight its hatred. Im gay because I like other men and tjeir biological equipment. A bunch of blue haired, single, middle aged, fat women won't be telling me what my preferences should be. EVER. Straight people feel the same.

Good luck with that. The Muslims will take care of you. Might wanna keep a parachute handy.

30 miles from my house. Unfortunately.

Stewardesses have gone down hill these days.

Yea.. I could live in that for the rest of my days on the third rock.

Nothing. It shouldn't be there in the first place.

Workout completed 💪

Is it wrong that I laughed? :-)

Whoever the engineer was that's designed the headlights for the Ram 1500. Im not too happy with you. Have to take other parts off to get to it.. LAME!!

Lol!!!!