Charles van den Eycken - Happier Than a Prince (1916)

. Philadelphia Phillies

for the record, I have seen the picture of Bryce Harper sticking himself in an infrared sleeping bag like a self-warming hot pocket, I just don’t have the time for that right now.

the Earl of Sandwich in 1762:

been feeling a lot like this recently

- MLB Umpires

Fixed it for you

man I cannot wait it to irrationally angry about a baseball game in March

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

You call it the Super Bowl. I call it the start of baseball season.

I’m actually so scared for my future but I’m going to try to be brave

I described my symptoms to a doctor and he said "Whatever that means"

Monkey

METS

philadelphia and new york are pit against each other so they don’t unite against their true enemies, dc and boston

Imaging playing for gold in the Olympics and then 3 days later you have to go play the "Philadelphia Flyers"