When I find myself the target of jokes yet again...🤦🏻‍♀️😅

Absolutely thrilled to share that the Defence Headquarters (DHQ) has expressed its honor and delight for the acceptance of Harry and me to visit Nigeria come May 2024. It's truly profound to receive such a warm welcome, and I can't wait to immerse myself in pandering my 43%

Sending heartfelt wishes to the Prince and Princess of Wales on their anniversary! May your love continue to inspire us all, and may your bond grow stronger with each passing year. Here's to many more years of happiness and togetherness. Cheers to love and legacy! 💕👑

Featuring some of our community's talented meme creators! They've used Meghan's back as their canvas, crafting some hilariously creative tattoos. I'm thrilled to share their work with you all. Enjoy the video! 😃😂 ihtiandrs
Pauly Rubino Lean Meme Machine Don’t Give Meghan The Mic🎤🤥🤡

Isn't my bunker boy just the cutest? Presenting a US army award while proudly showing off his participation medals from Granny Liz. Oh, Harry, you're just like a little toddler showing off his shiny stickers! 😂🏅🥈🥉🥇

Excited to see Garcelle Beauvais embracing and promoting jam scam #18! 🍓 While we're not exactly besties, her support means a lot. Birds of a feather, right? And hey, we both share a common tactic: using the race card to our advantage. It's an effective way to intimidate people

🎙Real talk: Would you still endorse or withdraw support for my brand, considering it's associated with individuals who have a history of bullying, are linked to child predators who have been to Epstein's Island, and are Diddy affiliates? Moreover, do you believe my brand's

Kris Jenner, the matriarch of the Kardashian family, has just endorsed my jam! While her recent association with Diddy might raise some eyebrows, her influence and financial resources are undeniable. In the world of business, sometimes you have to take risks to succeed. Let's

Oh, Chrissy Teigen, you pizza lover, you! 🍓 Your endorsement of my strawberry jam is just the validation I needed right now! 😅 It's a comforting feeling when another faux friend steps up to support my latest venture. Thank you for elevating my jam to one of the best bites of

All this gaslighting about doing a podcast, and like with everything else, it ends up a flop! Lemonada wants nothing to do with me. A-list celebrities have better things to do than join my podcast, because seriously, no one wants to sit and listen to me self-congratulating

Ah, Lemonada, yet another victim of my Markled escapades! This is just another instance showcasing my inability to deliver on promises, solidifying my reputation in Hollywood as a 'lazy effin grifter.' My not-so-much-anticipated Archetypes podcasts have hit yet another roadblock.

🎉 Introducing the ultimate solution for the desperate and insecure: The 'Validation Friend' Card!

When the PR headlines alone can't quite satisfy my ego meter, I know I can always rely on calling in Melissa McCarthy to step up and sing my praises. Her valiant efforts to

🍋🥑 Two miles from home and we’re cooking up a storm! That’s right, folks, yours truly belongs in the kitchen! Giving you all a delicious sneak peek on what to expect. I'm about to redefine domestic bliss – one stolen/copied recipe and word salad at a time! 🍽️🌿

Getting hit by Highgrove's sold-out jam was bad enough... but wait, was that my own jam coming at me too? 🤣😅

🎶 🍓Pump up the jam, pump it up, while the Sidley Twins take the stage! 🎶 Get ready for a dose of hilarity as we remix the classic with our own twist. Warning: side-splitting laughter and uncontrollable toe-tapping may occur! Get ready to groove with the Sidley Twins as we pump

Don't judge me. 😂🤣

⚠️MEAN TWEETS!!!⚠️ Sharing some of the most unforgettable messages I've received from my Sussex Squad. From accusations of r@cism to being labeled a fat miserable white woman, their creativity truly knows no bounds! 😂 Watch now for some lighthearted fun and a reminder that

There's nothing quite like orchestrating my own PR spectacle, exclusively doling out 'personal presents' – aka my jam – to 50 affluent individuals I know, each with a substantial social media following and influence capable of promoting 'my brand.' It's a savvy move, especially

When I'm marked as being 'rude and insecure,' it's like getting an indelible tattoo – visible to all and hard to erase.😬