It's so weird saying boyfriend, when your sooooo fn used to saying husband. I try to avoid saying it altogether... but how do you converse without identifying shit? 😩🤦🏾‍♀️

I can't stand my brothers baby mama 😑🤦🏾‍♀️

All my fat girl pants are now tight 😬🙄 diet starts on the 4th

I really don't

My baby sister sent this shit to me 😹 fuck her

Had Urban Plates yesterday and oooh my goodness... damn thing was good

Why am I watching this debate? It's a joke 🤦🏾‍♀️

Blah blah blah... long story short: *Vice Principal turns to my daughter* VP: Your mom's a bad ass My daughter: 😶🤦🏾‍♀️ Me: 🤭😹

I too will cut you off behind public policy. 😒😒😒

Getting my mini short story itch again 😩

Had to ask my daughter if this thought process was the same for her 😹💀

You call me in the middle of the night? Imma call you back at the crack of dawn ...those are the rules 🤷🏾‍♀️

... My daughter said she's leaning on going in the Navy ...

9 fn tornadoes... 9

I owe 5k on my car and got a "loan termination program" letter in the mail. I wanna do it but my credit has been shot since the big breakup. Which makes me sad and irked cause I really wanna trade this sucker in and get a hybrid for the same amount! I know that won't happen.

I haven't worn mens deodorant since high school. I've been wearing their damn deodorant for a week now and come to the realization that I missed it. You guys have better deodorant! I love your deodorant! 😹😹

I will drive around a parking lot for 30 minutes just to get the shady spot 😬🤦🏾‍♀️

I fuckin hate birth control! Maybe I should switch my shit????

Just made my 80 year old grandma a tiktok account 😹💀 Evil lives here now

Soooooooo my 80 year old grandmother just called the cops on me over some fuckin furniture she found on the side of the road. Like, what the fuck 🤦🏾‍♀️ when I said Evil lived here now I guess I meant that shit