If 16 year old me could see me now!!!!!! :)

Mfs think I’m crazy like I thought it was obvious since I wear dirty forces everyday?

I can’t wait to get to work and discuss the new Starbucks drinks with my coffee bestie (a 60 year old man)

Gonna play MK against my future kid until they beat me

When I quit my job, I’m taking a brick from the building, I’m not leaving with nothing

You guys letting everyone see your venmo transactions instead of being cool and mysterious…couldn’t be me

Civ 7 in a month, time off requested at work ✅

Have never seen Coheed and Cambria but that’s gonna change this year and I’m doing the Mage VIP so I’m gonna get to meet and get a photo with them I’m beyond stoked! Thanks Devil Woman for being the best and helping me see all the bands I’ve loved and have never seen live yet!

Why’d everyone laugh when I said Too Many Years makes me feel like I’ve done time

3 cosmos deep, sorting my emails at the bar

THEY DONT WANT IT!

THEY. DONT. WANT. IT!

I need Drake to pop out, they hug and make up, and then perform Poetic Justice

My biggest flex is my coworker thanked me for not changing up after I got promoted

I finally accomplished all white older women’s dreams…I talked to the owner

I felt so unsure about dining in a restaurant by myself…bitch I’m the only one here!!

1 like and I’ll ask these people why out of all the places to sit in the whole empty restaurant they fucking sat next to me

Bring back fake your death to get away from them kids.

the other day one of my coworkers told me I was “ambitious” and I think that’s one of the my favorite compliments I’ve ever received

I got my husband by telling my friend his friend was cute. Shoot your shot today.