I am proposing that August 1st be a “Tweet Out” day where blue voters take the day off from tweeting. Think of the revenue lost for Twitter - X if we did that. Best way to affect change with a billionaire is to hit them in the wallet. RT if you are with me. #August1stTweetOutDay

Twitter feels like Hogwarts when it was under rule by Dolores Umbridge

Best of Dying Twiter Imagine throwing away brand recognition so strong it got added to the dictionary

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

Anyone tried BlueSky yet?

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Worth saying I have joined Zuck’s glorious new order, so come find me.

I now it’s a depraved chimera that goes against the laws of God and man, but I’m quite enjoying these White chocolate digestives.

Can I ask a favour? If anyone comes across any news stories about how Elon’s haemorrhaging cash on Twitter, can you send me the link? It’s really soothing to masturbate to. You should try it.

Musk would be approaching super-villain status if he didn’t clearly have the public image of being a daft cunt.

Anyone got any BlueSky invites? Looks like I'm about to be homeless now that this place is burning down.

Yes I’m a 48-year-old man making Super Noodles for lunch while listening to Taylor Swift. Do you have a problem with that?

Volodymyr Tretyak 🇺🇦 Tomorrow is the boycott day #August1stTweetOutDay Join! Save the bird!

Is anybody here on BlueSky? I've heard that's where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Oh this isn’t right. Must not share. Must not share…

As it’s nearly that time… do what Luke said.

I saw this post and while it wouldn’t make any sense I instinctively pondered whether it was directly aimed at me. Because what could be more depressing than being publicly shamed by the Fonz?

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