That woosh sound from everyone deleting Fetch.

When some disagrees about the 90s being the best decade of music, I cant argue with them because I don’t know sign language.

Letting our 5 year old daughter talk to text us from her iPad was the best idea ever.

Tharts and prayers.

What’s the website for the Deion Sanders livestream? 🤭

Sometimes I’ll randomly get irrationally annoyed that we didn’t get to witness a full Bo Jackson career.

*Prank caller calls* Shedeur Sanders: Man, seriously? Can it get any worse today?! *Browns call*

It’s 2025 and I’m still insanely lucky.

If you drafted live in Cinci, you know. #SFB15

(insert Will Smith music)

The Michael Jordan vs. Kobe vs. LeBron vs. Charles Barkley as GOAT people are the most annoying fanatics.

Is there anybody harder to figure out for fantasy this year than Tyreek Hill?

I wonder if everyone at Red Bull thinks their commercials are good because none of their friends have told them the truth.

I wish I could see the world through James Cook colored lenses.