Sith Army Knife. #StarWars #RiseOfSkywalker

Reasons for hospital admissions.

More than 40lbs between the two. Doesn’t seem fair. #WilderFury2

2021 prediction: the act of shaking hands will be considered a micro-aggression/toxic masculinity/a sign of privilege.

These guys really go head-to-head

The continuous face plants got my stomach hurting 😭🤣🤣

The comments... oh the comments 👀

So you want to have children

Any form of "you're perfect just the way you are" (healthy at any size, etc.) is something mothers say to pre-teens. It's not for grown-ups. It's supposed to get you to like yourself so you develop confidence and social skills. It's not a pain reliever for your personal failures

#1: Too many people are smart enough to be angry, but not smart enough to be successful.

"Want to prolong the battery life on your iPhone? Put it the fuck away when you're talking to me."

#1: Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. They're not hiring.

probably the main reason I refuse to go to the gym is because I don't want to be out of breath if someone asks me to play the flute later

#1: Looks like the 'participation medal' generation is now in college.

PSA: I make jokes. I don't have to look at both sides of an argument and I don't owe you an explanation. I'm not a fucking journalist.

🎥 Paul Newman (Venecia, 1963).