I don’t think capitalism is to blame for people not wanting to buy coffee at 2 AM

This is CRAZY, we need to do some regime change in the UK before they give the Daily Mail the power to issue writs of attainder or something like it's 1537

RICK PERLSTEIN: In my book I invented Richard Nixon as a cautionary tale

ULTRALEFTISTS: This election, we will adopt the strategy of trying to elect Richard Nixon, from the classic historical novel Don’t Elect Richard Nixon

Seeing some of what we investment pros call “arbs” available today on GME, such as the fact that it was +100% on no news this morning

Today's market lesson is on 'payment for order flow' and price improvement for retail traders:

Ken Griffin shopping for his 27th penthouse this morning:

one of these days we're gonna discover this infinitely strong but extremely malleable white material which has been the primary structural element of every piece of concept architecture since the late 90s

I had no idea “wines for people mad about the IRS” was such a significant market!

It must be difficult coordinating a rationalist crypto conference in Berkeley while keeping 5000 feet away from a school.

america: we want a large competitive steel industry
america: we don’t want any construction booms and especially not in things like skyscrapers

Germans when they realize the Tesla factory decreases their trade surplus by 0.03% of GDP:

Wait this is an actual well-structured joke from the Babylon Bee, and it only took them 8 years!

RIP to a real one, light up a pack of Merits indoors in his honor

Bro what, Elon is personally approving service center inventory restocking?

Don’t make me tap the sign:

>Did you have any doubts, anon?

I accidentally bought a woke toothpaste (you know- small batch cruelty free no chemicals, &c.) and boy that shit does NOT work. Do not stray from the evil corporation’s blend of 500 ingredients they killed a bunch of cute animals to test if you want your teeth to be clean.

This is literally the map of Real America

I got so excited for a moment, don't tease me like this Grok