Bro I’m gonna strike it rich buying a house in Naperville bro just you wait it’ll be worth millions bro

If you invent a 200-fold compression algorithm, DM me, and I’ll take a 3% finders fee on selling this to AWS for ten figures instead of getting $50k and a Cybertruck or whatever Elon’s offering

Wait, hang on, elaborate on this please—that LessWrong sex cult/crypto project spinoff collapsed because the “rationalist” group became convinced they were being literally being actually possessed by actual demons?

Wait a second the Chicago meme liquor doesn’t even taste bad, it’s literally just a herbal digistif with no sugar added to mask the bitterness. It’s fine, you’re all just children who can’t be trusted to enjoy an adult beverage below 50 g/L sugar

Immigrants are assimilating so quickly that literally the moment they cross the border they can give a vox pop to Fox News about how they don’t like the new wave of immigrants that came after them

I have survived dinner with SL, the foremost epic-level wine sorcerer of Chicago. Highly recommend.

mm$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

What on Earth is the tactical use case for the semi-automatic 200 round 5.56 blunderbuss? Like who is going to buy this, it’s like a Thompson Contender but even stupider.

“Anonymized thematic ETF”

The most terrifying threat of all:

>You VILL drink ze Malört

The Nobel Peace Prize Committee has the opportunity to do something so funny that Tom Lehrer would leap out of the grave to see it.

why does he have a falcon in this

I know nobody at Jacobin gives a shit about NIPA accounting because it's for PMC libs, but the total amount of corporate operating surplus—the bit you can actually 'expropriate' in nationalization—is like $2 trillion. The vast majority of net value added goes to wages already!

Is the Rudy coffee more or less woke than Black Rifle?

I was expecting $DJT to take a massive bath on warrant adjustments, since the stock went from $18 to $60 over the Q and they’re effectively short the warrants at 11.5, but apparently they *also* had a $100 million loss from operations and a $65 mm SG&A hit???? Jesus H. Christ.