Yes, I am a pirate, Two hundred years too late, The cannons don't thunder, There's nothin' to plunder, I'm an over-forty victim of fate... Jimmy Buffett ~ A Pirate Looks at 40

Well I'm accustomed to a smooth ride Or maybe I'm a dog who's lost it's bite I don't expect to be treated like a fool no more I don't expect to sleep through the night Paul Simon ~ The Obvious Child

Is it a bubble or just a bull market that you arent involved in?

I had a damn good run on Wall Street, With my high fashion model of a wife, I woke up dry beneath the African sky, Just me and my Swiss army knife... Jimmy Buffett ~ Last Mango In Paris

Man, today went from "fuck it, we ball" to "it's so over" right quick, didn't it?

Whoever is running the simulation is just showing off now...

If you think a handful of people in China developed a killer LLM in 2 months for under $6MM...I have a wet market in Wuhan to sell you.

New rule: The Super Bowl halftime show has to be an actual live singing performance (i.e. not lip synced over a recording.) I think this would eliminate 95% of the problems.

Funny how that works, eh?

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20 years ago tonight. Time flies. #Goheels #gdtbh

TJ McConnell has a chance to become an absolute legend.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

Science girl The food pyramid

You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Has it occurred to anyone that Kimmel’s show probably loses shit tons of money (a la Colbert) and ABC was delighted to have an excuse to take it off the air?

Watched the first Tucker Carlson 9/11 video and I am slightly dumber for it. That’s 27 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

I would pay extra for a #RyderCup feed without Paul McGinley in the booth.