Years ago, we played Star Wars rpg, and our mission was to fetch an important computer from a room with battle droids, which would activate if the computer was touched. We tied a rope to their legs and yanked the droids into space with our ship. #rpg #starwars #tabletopgaming

[Inspiring music playing over a training montage] would be an awesome text to have on a gym top. #training #gym #exercise #funnytweets #funny

The programming wizard's most important tool is Javada kedavra. #programming #HarryPotter #potterhead #Java

More historically inspired styles for men: - Bank teller - Bellhop - French Foreign Legion deserter - Dubious butcher shop keeper #funnytweets #funny #humor #history #mensstyle

A meme image compressed to death, much like my patience with this movie back in 2002. #StarWars #meme #starwarsmeme

Someone at Techopedia has been spying on me trying to get out of bed before noon on a Sunday #programming #recursion #tech #computerscience

Me: My name's awesome! Them: It's ok. M: Oh yeah? Name a better name. T: Name McNameface. M: A PERSON'S NAME T: [Clearly thinking] M: Don't you dare say Person McPherson #funnytweets #funny #humor

I'm not like other girls. I'm 30-50 feral hogs, and also a time traveler from a month ago, when this was still relevant. #funnytweets #feralhogs #humor #viraltweets

Kittens on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright coloured kittens and kittens with mittens Kittens on packages Kittens on kings These are a few of my favourite things 🎶 #cats #catto #marypoppins #myfavoritethings #stupid

Even more historically inspired styles for men: - Carnival popcorn popping veteran - Corpulent opera singer - MI5 agent disguised as a fishwife - Fishwife disguised as an MI5 agent #funnytweets #funny #history #mensstyle

I'm not just a casual napper. I'm not even a delinguent napper. I'm a GANGSTA NAPPER. [Mic drop] #napping #funnytweets #humor #naps

A couple of white supremacists tried to follow me on Twitter out of the blue. Talk about a botched target demography analysis. 👀 Let's make things a bit easier for ya. #Liberal #LiberalAF #sofrickinliberal #Iamliberal #libs #libsFoLyfe

Have you ever considered the fact that candid camera/punk'd -type TV shows are just a mild form of gaslighting? 🤔 #deep #philosoraptor #punkd #funny

You know, Lord Voldemort was on the back of Quirrel's head when the guy sat on the toilet. Let that mental image sink in. #potterhead #harrypotter #potterlol #voldemort #thoughtoftheday

They say ghosts haunt places and objects important to them in life. So, if you think about it, a cemetery would be among the world's least haunted places. #ThoughtOfTheDay #deep #ghosts #halloween #spoopy #funny

I'm living proof that otherwise loveable comedians are monsters and workaholics in their personal life. Seriously, don't date us without full-on riot gear and an indestructible sense of self. 🤡 #comedian #comedians #comedienne #comedy

If I had a chicken, I would name it Countess Bok von Humboldt. 🐔 #chicken #petsofinstagram #ThoughtOfTheDay

If you think about it, a wingman is just a pro bono pimp. 🤔 #pimp #wingman #ThoughtOfTheDay #ThoughtForTheDay #funny #funnytweets

"Sometimes you have to listen to your inner voice and relax" is pretty bad advice when your inner voice is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. #fullmetaljacket #wellness #funnytweets #Kubrick #selfcare #overachiever

Inspecting all the women in the world one by one: O(n*m) Discovering you're not like other girls: O(n log n) #nlog #exactlylikeothergirls #funnytweets #funny #computerer