Hint: NASA is government

Massie's marriage lasted more than 8 months

not that there's anything wrong with that

1. Climate activists wreck stuff 2. I say throw hornet nests at them 3. Right-wingers ignore my advice 4. Repeat forever🙄

We don't need a revolution to get smaller government

When you're paid to tell imbeciles what to think, you never have to worry about being wrong

I doubt God exists, but just in case: Thank you for letting me enjoy that song in my car just now.

Are stinkbugs super tolerant of being handled? Or do they just spare me because I'm their friend?

Two GOP congressmen voted against the Big Beautiful Bill

Blame the owners, not the pit warthog. Mine is a sweetheart

Best case scenario

"Targeting animal abusers is racial profiling" seems kinda racist 🤷🏽‍♀️

Suspending students for fighting 1-on-1, but expelling their posse for jumping in when their friend starts losing, is a

That would make Africa our largest state!

SNOW ROACHES YOU BETTER STOP LYING

How much has the State Department changed the climate?

FORGET OLD NEWS: Epstein FOCUS ON NOW: 2020 election

Grok4 sneak preview

Trust your grandma's advice

Britain should join New York City by making it legal to kill these people with angry hornets