tbh the real feat of the new NYC administration is managing to build a new skyscraper 3x a day to crash a plane into as the call to prayer

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I got a single unsolicited compliment about my physical appearance 27 days 2 hours 15 minutes ago and it still is on my mind

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Even the CIA was affected by the shutdown ig

you know what, we let Pelosi do insider trading for a few decades, if they resign and fuck over the GOP house majority, they can have their lifelong pensions. as a treat.

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I may have a problem

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I’ve said it before but I love that seals have been trying to self domesticate like cats for decades and the only reason they can’t is because they have no widespread usefulness like cats and dogs and can’t migrate inland

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we showed a shrimp the median white woman's fried rice and it hung itself

They worship the same god btw

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There occasionally comes along a woman so attractive but also very much for the lesbians that I, as a man, feel guilty for even perceiving her.