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@pythonrocksnake

Lutheran, Husband, Father, Gardener πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎ Hobbit Nationalist 🌲 15% Doomer / 85% Optimist 🌳 USDA 6a / KΓΆppen Dfa

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Made in Cosmos will be back after Easter ✨ (@made_in_cosmos) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Happily married people don't talk publicly about sex for obvious reasons, so the public discourse on the topic is shaped almost exclusively by lunatics. Unfortunately this also makes young people believe that good sex life in marriage is impossible.

π–“π–Žπ–“π–Š πŸ•― (@atlanticesque) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When someone uses a Latin phrase I know: Ah yes… of course… 🚬 When someone uses a Latin phrase I don’t know: Look at fancypants Roman emperor man over here

mash tun (@mashtuntimmy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was 20 I didn't understand how Kerouac could go from being this mystical open minded guy to a racist catholic in his 40's, annoyed by hippies visiting him. Now I get it.

Cranky Federalist (@crankyfed) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some people think candy corn is good Other people think candy corn is bad The truth is that it's a secret third thing (both)

Matt Osterndorf 🦬 (@mattosterndorf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People always forget that economies of scale come from from specific mechanisms (e.g. lower downtime or being able to spread out fixed costs over more units) and aren't a cosmic law of nature

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The Maldives is hard to regard as a real country, it’s like something out of a bad fantasy novel. β€œCity Island is the capital of Island Land. The whole island is city. No, there’s no other cities.”