Monty Python "It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public ..." youtu.be/Y2CWfSLyjx8 via YouTube

The Market NZZ LumbEEEEEEEER! or as the Monty Python put it: "I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa"

Monty Python "Hamrag Yattelrot and His Viking Hordes are now appearing in 'Grin and Pillage It' at the Jodrell Theatre, Colwyn Bay."

Monty Python "Proust, in his first book, wrote about, wrote about,/Proust, in his first book--" [GONG] "Start again--!"

Monty Python "I cannot tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and this dead crab!"

Monty Python "Ahh--just the word I was looking for: 'I wonder,' said Lafarge, 'just how much Molineaux.'" "Shut up with your sick jokes!! And now--a bit of fun!"

Guy K. C. Monty Python @CDW1277 @87sal87 Monty Python John Cleese I have another theory...my theory the second...😆

Monty Python Oh look woman, how many kilts did we sell last year? Nine and a half, that's all. So when I get an order for 48,000,000, I believe it - you bet I believe it.

Monty Python "The white car represents Crelm Toothpaste with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin ... the not-white car represents Another Toothpaste!"

Monty Python "I fart in your general direction!" #FartingSound

Monty Python "YES! On your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School,' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandoes!"

Monty Python "Good evening. Here is the news for parrots: No parrots were injured today when a lorry carrying high-octane fuel overturned on the M1 ..."

Monty Python "That ends the news, and our programme for parrots continues with Episode 3 of 'A Tale of Two Cities,' specially adopted for parrots by Joey Boy ..."

Monty Python "I believe in peace ... and in the sound of two bricks crashing together!" #WhatAreYouDoingForPeace #UN75 unstamps.org/shop/2018-ny-d… RT UNPA

Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to be... Finland has it all... Monty Python

Monty Python "Fivepenny, please." "Five beautiful pennies going into the sack, and YOU are the lucky winner of--ONE FIVEPENNY TICKET! Why is the Welshman hiding under the bed? He's having a LEEK--boom boom! 'I'm not unusual, I'm just--'"

Mediaite Monty Python "So Miss Phume returned to her typing and dreamed her little dreamy dreams, unaware as she was of the cruel trick Fate had in store for her ... for Miss Phume was about to fall victim to the Dreaded International Chinese Communist Conspiracy!"

Iludium Phosdex Monty Python They ceased to be

Monty Python "Hello, I wish to register a complaint ... hello, miss--?" "We're closing for lunch." "Never mind that, my lad; I wish to complain about this parrot which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique."