Why are some people just so grumpy?

Hmmm…. Spent the evening buying a BUNCH of shit to be delivered the day I get to my new place in Alola!

Can’t wait to dust off the ole’ pyukumuku chuckin’ skillz. I’m really good, actually.

my allergies

Dude I’m so hungry.

I LOVE shellfish. Especially when it makes my lips all tingly.

I guess I should announce this! Starting next week I will be the Director of Pokémon Conservation Research at the Aether Foundation!

Hrmmmm………. I haven’t caught a pokémon in a hot minute.

Alola, Trainers!

Oh! Work has been so cool. President Gladion is so insightful…

Heheh! I’m actually enjoying the work/life balance that is… choosing my own schedule? What a concept!

Sup?

we got a random guy on fiverr to make an ad for us and he legit just did this completely unprompted