True Blood is a horrible show. And the worst part is that they never address how LSU would recruit all the vampires for their speed.

Eating food. If only someone else was here. #tweetLikeJoshHale

Fish no doubt warn each other not to get caught near Seattle. "It's hell. Those sick bastards toss your lifeless body thru the air."

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"He's got big hands and they paid off that time." -- Phil Simms, NFL EXPERT, on Alex Smith

#RIPercyHarvinCareer

This is like that time the Jets got Santonio Holmes from the Steelers for nothing and then won all those Super Bowls.

Uh-oh. It seems the Seahawks forgot how to Win Forever.

Kaepernick kissed his biceps so much they became weak and unable to secure the ball.

The Pickle Osweiler getting denied by Manning. vine.co/v/OiZYQExF7hU

5 years ago. crazy. timehop.com/c/fup:51271484…

In The Hunt section. Be embarrassed, NFL.

@BlayneWeaver the rarely touched account

"Audio makes noise." Knowledge of Clint McCommon

If Breesus doesn't come back in 3 days he is a FRAUD.

LSU really blew the clock management on the end of Les Miles' tenure.

The terror held in wedding bells, the comfort in there's no one else, truth be told I'm never gonna know. #lyrics

It just makes it that much easier when I leave. #MovingOnUp

If Pens win, I'm rooting for Crosby to get the Conn Smythe just because it will instantly reveal so many hockey dumbs. BUT HIS POINT TOTAL.