Nice to see that we still have Zach Pop. That'll come in real handy when I'm looking for someone to blame all of our problems on, later this year. #BlueJays

Crazy that we've scored three runs already. That's as many as we scored all of last year! #BlueJays

BORIS PADDINGTON BICHETTE #BlueJays

New rule sucks. Let umpires be bad. #BlueJays

Sure, things may be bleak in Blue Jays land these days. But imagine giving a shit about Trevor Story. You know what I mean?

"DEAH GAHD! AHR FAHM SYSTAHM IS TAHRRIBLE! CHOWDAH!' #BlueJays

I can't believe I even have to say this but please don't fucking vote for Doug Ford.

I'm almost afraid to ask this, but when do we talk Max Scherzer contract extension? #BlueJays

BORIS 2% MILK BICHETTE #BlueJays

For the love of God ABC News, please take the Oscars Canadian broadcasting rights away from CTV. Jesus fucking Christ.

Loser

Go away. Loser.

I think I have feelings for Alejandro Kirk. #BlueJays

I forgot that we had Myles Straw. I wish I forgot why. #BlueJays

I wish Vladdy would just be cool and sign for less money to play for our shitty team.

A rare miss from this org.

Blewett is not a great name for a pitcher, but it is a great name for a Twins pitcher. #BlueJays

Gonna slowly make my way over to that Blue Sky app. Same handle, if you wanna follow.

I'm saying funny shit on Blue Sky

Just logged onto this platform for a hot second to tell you that I'm glad Canada rejected you. Now go away forever. Pierre Poilievre