Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal buff.ly/nRWOn1G

The Babylon Bee America First just got its first legendary weapon upgrade. The Art of the Deal now includes +50 attack power.

My president needs me, and I will answer his call. 🇺🇸

I will lose followers for this; Our biggest security risk are * Our Politicians * Virtue Signallers * Islam Do you feel the same ?

The Quran, by every criterion, contains and constitutes hate speech.

As his mother is Scottish, Donald J. Trump could apply for British citizenship. He could then run as PM at the next election that would coincide with the end of his tenure as president. Can you imagine the lefty breakdown?

Now they're complaining about how "inhumane" the aid airdrops are. Just an incredible headline.

Starvation: Not starvation:

This Telegraph cartoon is not an exaggeration.

Reporters didn't have to be truthful. Pollsters didn't have to be accurate. Comedians didn't have to be funny. Programming didn't have to be profitable. And it all happened about the same time. Why? Was it an emergency response to Trump or was it a shift to a new model?

Is it normal for a primary school teacher in America to dress like this?

🚨 BREAKING: Attorney General Pam Bondi has now ordered the FBI to GET INVOLVED in the incident where a gang of people was beating up individuals at the Cincinnati Jazz Festival, DOJ official tells Florida’s Voice. The FBI is ALREADY conducting interviews with suspects, and

CNN described the Manhattan gunman, 27-year-old Shane Tamura of Las Vegas, as “possibly white.” Tamura, clearly not white, took the life of an NYPD officer and at least four other innocent people on Monday in a Park Avenue building. You don’t hate legacy media nearly enough.

Cincinnati Police Chief Teresa Theetge says that "social media journalism" misrepresented the circumstances, distorted the context of what actually happened, was irresponsible, and had no factual context. WTF is this DEI bitch talking about? We all clearly saw what happened.

CNN is not only stupid, they are dangerous. During an #ActiveShooter search, CNN egregiously decided to throw "possibly white" into their description of the (black) man police were looking for which could've aided his escape. Fortunately, Shane Tamura decided to kill himself.

We don’t need 100,000 new homes, we need one million less migrants. YES           YES            YES 👇              👇              👇

The NYC shooter, described by CNN as “possibly White”!!👇🏻

Shane Tamura will beat the 3 previous world records holders for being out of the news. Just watch. Like it never happened. Wonder why?

🚨Cincinnati Police Chief, Terri Theetge, downplays the attack on white people by group of blacks. She basically says to not believe your lying eyes!!👀 Also…. She is being sued by her own department for bias against white Lieutenants!! She needs to be fired.

The same people that hate the Sydney Sweeney ad loved the Jaguar ad that killed 98% of their business. America is not woke.