never in a million years would I have correctly guessed what this turd-polishing (from the WSJ) is referring to…hats off to the heavy lift ‘diversion’ is doing here 😂🫡

so the first generation of anti-vaxxers’ kids are in college now, I see 🙄

current view: Augie vs. SDSU (for the first time in 20 years!) underway

quite a few more SDSU fans than I saw the other week down in Stillwater 🤭

current view:

breaking a cardinal rule of mine and retweeting praise because, well, geez…I gotta support my teammate 🤭🥰

so I’m…standing in Kalen DeBoer’s office right now 💁🏻‍♀️

My dad walking through the tunnel onto Nick Saban Field.

just hanging out in the locker room (!!!)

we’re at the Alabama-Georgia game! 🤭🏈🤭🙈💃🏻

roll tide, y’all

Roll fucking Tide!!!!!

I wrote a (lengthy) recap of my family trip to Tuscaloosa for the ™️greatest college football game ever played™️ and visit with South Dakota legend Kalen DeBoer, which was all for my dad: siouxfallslive.com/sports/zimmer-…

Rolllllll TIDE!

guys, read this great thing my Matty wrote 🥰 Zimmer: Thank you, Mark Gronowski - Sioux Falls Live | Sioux Falls news and weather siouxfallslive.com/sports/college…

this is the worst thing that’s happened to Taylor since she started dating Kelce…guaranteed we get an album out of this. #SuperBowl #Eagles

day 1 of wondering about Sam Ezersky ‘s discerning criteria for making ‘omigod’ an answer (thank the dictionary I got to genius without those 6 points, btw, because ew) when making a gerund out of ‘mom’ isn’t? would love to know why ‘clit’ isn’t word either, but ‘celeb’ is? 🤔

the Twins are off to such a shitty start that Matt Zimmer is invested in the Timberwolves already and it’s only April…guys, I’m worried 😕

BOOM! Wordle 1,495 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

heya Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan alyssa mastromonaco humbly suggested for the ‘this fucking guy’ treatment: Andrew Wakefield. and thank you for your service, ladies 🫡