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Terrible swamp ass and we’re only on hole 11. It’s so over.

I’m not going to lie, there is a legitimate possibility that if Purdue leaves Ann Arbor 9-0, we are the #1 ranked team in the country.

Donald Trump is an incompetent leader. He ran on ending global conflict. 143 Days In: No Ceasefire in Russia & Ukraine. No Ceasefire in Israel & Palestine. Israel has now started war with Iran.

W PCA does it again Seiya is an All Star Jameson Taillon is basically Satchel Paige at Wrigley Pressly back in the 9th looking SHARP Beat teams you’re supposed to beat Let’s get hot Let’s get some momentum Let’s beat Paul Skenes tomorrow AGAIN 42 wins 1st place ROLLING

My last two brain cells

On May 6, Ryan Pressly gave up 9 R/8 ER. After that, Pressly asked Ian Happ to write up a report on him - he wanted to know what hitters were thinking against him. Pressly has not given up an ER since:

I've learned that every waking moment is enough and еxcess never lеads to better things it only piles and piles atop the things that are already abundantly in front of you like breathing and chasing and slow dancing and love making fighting and laughing

Clayton Kershaw will always be a Dodger great, but it’s things like this that make him a lot less likable. Just wear the hat. Be a tolerant Christian and accept that there are others who believe differently than you.

77 days away…⁦Purdue Football⁩ will be ready!!

Doing my part

My local pet parade has a higher attendance

Just saw a Jason Kipnis Cubs jersey.

It’s a beautiful day for a ballgame.

Just once in my life I want to catch a ball and give it to a little kid.

W Ugly Whatever Bullpen is sensational Ian Happ gets a beef Dansby Swanson 2-4 We probably need to talk about Justin Turner But not right now 4-3 tough week Haven’t lost a week in forever 44-28 1st Place Happy Fathers Day ROLLING Monday Morning Mahoney New MMCS out tomorrow

WALK (OFF) THE PLANK, BUCCOS.

Funnest baseball team ever

I’ve been to two Cubs games this year and they were both Ian Happ walk-offs

with 40k of my closest friends making core mems. 😌

I don’t think a single person in the replies read the second half of this tweet.