If taking drunk thirst traps after the bar were a sport, I could pass for a jock 🏈

Y’all ever gear up to clean your apartment? Yea, me neither… 👀

Y’all ever gear up to clean your apartment? Yea, me neither… 👀

Taking Brat to the next level 💚🖤 (i.e. changing MUFFIN’s harness green all night while the DJ refused to play Charli)

If you don’t already have IML Friday plans, come see ya dog at Primal at Jackhammer! Great DJs, drinks, and impact play demos throughout the night (including yours truly 👀) So if you’ve ever wanted to see me get my ass beat (consensually), gear up and I’ll see you at Primal😘

Me: Let’s have a chill IML Sunday Also me:

As much as it pains me to say, a dog looks good in green 😏💚

I think it’s time that this pup got a new cage. Some something metal, maybe something smaller, maybe a different color, maybe something else(?). Any recommendations? 👉🏻👈🏻 (Thirst trap for engagement and good boy points 😘)

Being clicker trained could solve so many of my problems… 👀

First time Puppy Wilder and I met we had so much fun!! 💦💦💦 #cumcontrol #edging