every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

helloooooo to the freaks, perverts, gays, and monsterfuckers only

*talking to someone born in 1999, giggling and twirling my hair* so do you remember 9/11 orrrrr

Everybody blindly laughing about this moment when this nigga admits he’s a fascist. This is why I hate politics dawg

why r u weirded out by me being younger you should be TURNED ON

oomf came in my DMs just to tell me how much they love their girlfriend and how much I would wish to be in their position

when u follow someone whos kinda famous in ur head and they follow u back

me and oomf

esex cures all

Sometimes I’m about to tweet something but then this image flashes in my mind and I just delete it

You can breed the trans girl, just keep trying

I love esex, phone sex, sleep calls, making out, blah blah blah

Having sex with oomf, call that an oomfie banger

a beautiful girl manhandling me would do more for me than therapy ever could but Whatever

Does anybody wanna kidnap me and put me in a cage and do all my thinking for me

shoutout 2 older women‼️‼️

No I actually think it’s really awesome how every app and website is 1000x worse than it was a few years ago

I need to use my vr headset more does anybody wanna have e-sex

One of my oomfs is the love my life I just need to figure out which one