dark walter

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“Nelson, why are you eating plants?” My tummy hurts. “Is it maybe because you’re hungry and have refused your food all day?” No, my tummy hurts. “Because you’re hungry. You should eat your food.” No. Only leaf.

HEY

Wait for it… wait for it… 🌧️

My dogtor’s office sent out appreciation cards with notes from all the staff. What an excellent testimonial about me! 😁

he’s watching

Hi. Just checking in. You good, pal?

If Nelson is not in the house, you know where you’ll find him: ☀️

Napping is hard work. 🥱

Everyone say, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PIPPA!” She’s 11! 🐱

Only the supremely talented can sleep and beeeeeeeg stretch at the same time.

Nelson, get a room. 🙄

Happy first day of school, young humans! If your teacher doesn’t like the apple you bring them, you can donate it to me. 🍎

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