How do you like them apples! Looks like this pear was not minimal.

I went to Chipotle and they would not wrap a url in my burrito. Absurd, I guess I am going to have to ask rappers to help me wrap urls. My money is on 50 Cent.

Does BSides Pyongyang have pre-approved haircuts for attendees?

Hypothetically, if I used a power tool to attach a seashell to my backdoor, would that be considered a power shell backdoor?

But is anything every really as it SIEMs?

InfoSec nerds, have you ever found a pearl while opening a secure shell (ssh)? 🐚

some tunes to wash away the sins of last night… but, i suspect that UwU Underground has recorded them all and i can’t escape what’s coming next…

Will the BSides Pyongyang after-party have a similar vibe?

UwU Underground Girl, please get me some lash strips that are secretly bash scrips!