Why do mountains not get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/win… #Winter #WinterJokes #Joke #Humour

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments... punsandoneliners.com/randomness/chr… #ChristmasCracker #ChristmasCrackerJokes #Joke #Humour

Saw a film about a lorry load of shoemakers. What a load of cobblers. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/lor… #Lorry #LorryJokes #Joke #Humour

Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn't resistor. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/ele… #Electric #ElectricJokes #Joke #Humour

Rene Descartes was in a restaurant when the waiter asked if he wanted another drink. He said, "I think not!", and disappeared. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/phi… #Philosophy #PhilosophyJokes #Joke #Humour

How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a break? Tea, Rex? punsandoneliners.com/randomness/tea… #Tea #TeaJokes #Joke #Humour

Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/clo… #Clown #ClownJokes #Joke #Humour

I don't like haunted houses, I'm afraid. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/gho… #Ghost #GhostJokes #Joke #Humour

I heard that the British Horological Society was looking for nominations for new members, so I put my clocks forward. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/clo… #Clock #ClockJokes #Joke #Humour

A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant beside the airport terminal. I don’t think it will take off. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/air… #Airport #AirportJokes #Joke #Humour

Love watching rivers on the internet. Was watching a live stream earlier. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/riv… #River #RiverJokes #Joke #Humour

Tripped whilst climbing a tower in Paris. I fell. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/tow… #Tower #TowerJokes #Joke #Humour

My local time travel club has postponed their next meeting until last week. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/tim… #TimeTravel #TimeTravelJokes #Joke #Humour

What do you call a time travelling cow? Dr Moo. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/doc… #DrWho #DrWhoJokes #Joke #Humour

An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/the… #Theatre #TheatreJokes #Joke #Humour

What’s an electrician’s favourite ice cream flavour? Shock a lot. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/cho… #Chocolate #ChocolateJokes #Joke #Humour

A friend of mine used to iron fizzy drinks. It was soda pressing. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/iro… #Ironing #IroningJokes #Joke #Humour

I did finish a marathon once. These days they're called snickers. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/cho… #Chocolate #ChocolateJokes #Joke #Humour

“Spring, salad, shallot, pickled”, said a friend. He knows his onions. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/veg… #Vegetable #VegetableJokes #Joke #Humour

A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper. He's a printer. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/pri… #Printer #PrinterJokes #Joke #Humour