Wheelying a tractor #ThingsThatShouldNotBeLegal

Bad haircuts #ThingsThatShouldNotBeLegal

Set a drift on memory SiS..🎶 #EnergyFoodInASongOrMovie

Bonnet slide #CopShowBingoCard

Angry /Shouty captain #CopShowBingoCard

#CopShowBingoCard

#IMakeItEasierBy having a chauffeur.

My wrist goes numb while driving coworkers through an artificial underground passageway, and I often crash.. I’ve been diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome… #LunchPun #MondayMirth

I can go out with my crocs #WhySeptemberExcitesMe

Conker season is here #WhySeptemberExcitesMe

#ItsHardToListenTo people clap when the plane lands.

#ItsHardToListenTo instructions

Day flipper ..🎶 #ASongOrMovieForTheCalendar

Confronted the wife about tossing and turning in bed while having vivid dreams about putting cuddly toys in order.. “R.E.M and straight ted “ “No, just suggested we sleep in separate rooms ” #LunchPun #TuesdayTitters

#IPrickUpMyEarsWhen It’s time to regulate any stealing of this property.

Everyone arriving at twitter to check if the Donald is dead. #trumpdead

#IAlwaysThinkTwiceBefore messing with three little pigs, they might have back up.

#IHaveManyHidden talents, a mechanic isn’t one of them.

The feds trying to check your Digital ID.

My mate has switch from being a lock forward in rugby to entering the Oxford/Cambridge boat race.. “Second row?” “No, this’ll be his first time in a boat..” #LunchPun #WednesdayWit