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ㅤㅤ ʜʏᴘɴᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴅᴀᴛᴀ Question: what do you call a dog who meditates ? Answer: aware wolf.

ʜʏᴘɴᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴅᴀᴛᴀ "One day I'm gonna uncover everything she's hiding from people. Dunno how, or when, but I will."

( they roll their eyes, masking surprise with a derisive snort. ) impressive for a guy who doesn't know what emails are. what do you want?

amphoreus is playing a whole 'nother game, i thought you'd be too busy with the torture labyrinth to bother me. ( a small shrug: perhaps it was an oversight on their part. )

yup. ( popping the 'p' for emphasis and blowing a large gum bubble in chibi's face. ) spare me the lecture, i've heard it all before.

( a valiant attempt is made to not give strife the satisfaction of a reaction, but she can't help the blush staining cheeks as she wrinkles her nose. ) don't you have better things to do with your time? like, i dunno, saving your stupid planet?

absolutely not. next question

because your ball control is terrible— kind of ironic considering how much you like talking about them.

( shuddering at the thought of being *anyone's parent, much less a semi-feral trailblazer. )

keep talking and you're getting the snip, fleabag.

uh-𝘩𝘶𝘩. do i *look like a parent to you?

i guess that's true— one look at you might fool someone into thinking you have a brain.