Imma burger wearing a hat for the last week and nobody has said anything... we're so early rn... WAGMI

Proud Doodle dad today 🥲 Well done doodles team 👏👏👏

Just finished the roadmap

May the coffee flow freely wherever you are today. It's gm somewhere

Whoever replies to this Tweet is already on the WHITELIST and can mint right now at punkfastfood.com

Missed CryptoPunks? Missed Phunks? Missed Zunks? Go mint a burger with a face.

Ask yourself: What has Pepperidge Farms chosen to forget?

Things momma burger taught me when I was young: 1. Be a simple burger 2. Never start a land war in Asia 3. Don't spit into the wind 4. Don't mess around with Jim, Slim, or slimjims 5. Never accept a wooden nickel as payment except when camping.

Is there a dev out there who could write me a Twitter bot that would email my local legislators asking for an update on campaign promises every time I tweet "wen roadmap" @ them?

Is it just me or all these "top 5 pfp" lists either a flex that you're one of those pfps or the equivalent of an Amazon affiliate Christmas list?

Opensea? More like Closedsea for the holidays come back next year.

We've got enough always-on smart appliances now we'll probably be able to see IRL trending thanksgiving conversations this year.

Step 1: gm Step 2: coffee Step 3: butter + coffee in the blender Step 4: all podcasts on 2x speed

Fast food is the alpha of Thanksgiving dinner

fr tho laugh with your family irl today

Wait, are tweet storms still a thing or do we just call them threads now?

Ever ask yourself if you would have trusted someone with a high monkey, blue cat, or a pixelated toad/burger/rock/pencil for a pfp last year?

So everyone needed a little extra liquidity to pick up the new iphone or what?