bigfoot is the worst monster of all time

sometimes i stay up mad late at night wonderin what life was like before the iphone honestly that shits crazy WHAT DID PEOPLE DO?????

Thought i lost my velcro wallet but it fell out of my pocket and stuck to my velcro shoes #fuckshoelaces

a servant's heart is the best new band comin out of long island check em out

butterflies rule!

fuck boston the celtics are the gayest team

i wish someone would make a smaller version of an ipad that also made phone calls

"you don't have a dick so i'm just gonna play with your ponytail" - Pete Judge

bad andy has a pilots license