are we pretending that he was trying to pull one over on Columbia, the university his father was working at

i think we can all agree that this is Susan sarandons fault

needs to be a study on correlation between republicans of note and sociopathy. there is a sickness in that party that leaves them constitutionally incapable of empathizing or caring about anybody but themselves and perpetually lying to get their's. antisocial behavior en masse

damn that's bleak

well well well if it isn't suck me off Saturday

shoving a sandwich up my butthole

this guy campaigned on banning stock trades lol

getting word that zohran mamdani dine and ditched an IHOP in high school

Rob Bresnahan's office phone number if you would like to contact him is 202-225-5546

hammering my wiener flat and using it as a fan

i cannot believet his guys name is brilyn Hollyhand. perfect name/face/belief system synergy

theyre crafting legislation where 50k lucky citizens each month get to be stabbed to death by rich people

fuck your uncle Roy and fuck you everybody hates us now because we suck sorry

me and all my moms basement video game playing friends are suddenly done with being lazy now that our medicaid is gone. this 4th of July we are all becoming CEOs of fortune 500 companies

my beautiful wife is shooting fireworks up my butthole

if you think about it really everybody in the country is Republican. you just have to ignore the people who aren't and then you get 100% republicanism

chopping my feet off and feeding them to wolves

Two decades of comics and he just tweeted it out

celebrating 4th of July by eating an apple with peanut butter

mamdani said globalize the intifada because he knew the media would eat it up and it would get him power