Still think to this day this is top 3 crypto ads ever created. Imagine how many crypto skeptics we could onboard if we produced and shared more content like this rather than tying the public's perception to a never ending string of shitcoin launchpads.

Talent density going cccrrrraaaaazzzzyyyyy if you’re not a part of it at least you got to witness

As an ETH maxi for 9 out of my 10 years in crypto it’ll always be my first pure love But god damn is it fucking hilarious to roast

Mf’ers still want to be pure DeFi companies with 10 devs because it’s “highest leverage bro” Nah son empire build. Raise an army, wage war, and expand your dominion

cc: Keeks 𐦂

Top chains by fee growth % in the past 7d: Sei +307% Unichain +122% Arbitrum +120% Ethereum +109% @stellarorg +102% These chains are printing.

This claim that cyclicality is inevitable like a law of physics is incredibly suspect The future is dynamic, not foretold The difference this cycle: 1. Dollar sell off. Excess liquidity flowing to non dollar assets. 2. Premium on crypto equities. Treasury company play. 3.

Coinbase’s VR moment. Meta changed its damn company name and then totally pivoted to AI a couple years later Not gonna buy any non financial crypto use case rn

Christ turned water into wine What more of a fucking co-sign do you want than literally god

ETH is a $420B network that secures $125B of stables today Genius says one of these numbers will 10x implying stablecoins that get adoption will have to be centralized or launch their own chains you know what to do

Stellar soon to overtake Hyperliquid Tron is next

One Piece is Christian Naruto is Buddhist

we're all trading centralized assets on permissioned gateways

i'd be happy for the eth bros if they weren't so insufferable. i really want to cheer for them i just cant

Joe Colangelo the guys who like putting dollars on da blockchain

TIL wtf an L 1.5 is

Treasury companies is the most cursed meta

the male urge to build a shape rotator version of Eigen brilliant idea but too many wordcels

carry trade to fund $ETH treasury companies, make announcements, and dump stock without selling $ETH brilliant financial engineering, but hard to believe this can sustain